As i was riding the train into work today i found it very amusing about the number of people that think they are all alone. There were about 10 people on the train and for some reason they all wanted me to hear their private conversations. I guess if you are sitting by yourself in a corner talking on your cell phone no one else is able to hear how you went to prison this weekend because you were drunk standing on the highway. Or my personal favorite was the girl that was talking to the dude
across from her. She got a 2% raise this year and he got a 0.8%. She was upset because his raise was larger. After 20 min he was still not able to explain how his 0.8% raise was not larger than her 2%. I want to meet this girls employer.....I mean who
knows how she got that high of a raise with the logic and math skills that i was able to asses in my 35 minute train ride. What does this have to do with radioactive farts???? NOTHING!
Last
Wednesday I went in for a
hideascan (spelling????) so they could see if my
gallbladder was working correctly. I guess they pump some sort of radioactive something or other into your blood so they can see your liver and
gallbladder. The only really cool thing about this process, is when you have massive
diarrhea that shoots all over the place you can still see it glow in the dark when you shut of the lights at night. Its kind of like a night light that you don't have to plug in!
SWEEEEEETTTT!!!!! So if you need one of these night lights...let me know! -Adam